Week 10 EOC: Lawyer Jokes

A little boy was in a cemetery with his mother “Mommy” the boy asked , “do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”

“Of course not, dear.” replied the mother, “Why would you think that?”

“The tombstone back there said, Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.” …

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It was a Tuesday when the judge passed a verdict against a certain lawyers client. On Wednesday the lawyer rushed into the judges chambers. ” Your honor I just found out new information and I would like to file an appeal.” “What did you find out?”, asked the judge. After a few moments of silence the lawyer responded “well I found out my client has another $5000 dollars.…

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A man walked into a lawyers office and asked about the fee. The lawyer responded” it’s 50$ for 3 questions,”  ” isn’t that a lot asked the man” ” yes” responded the lawyer…………….”and whats your third question?”…

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Children who never come when called will grow up to be doctors. Children who come before they are called will grow up to be lawyers.

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The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator to heaven. When they arrive at the gates, there's a mad rush of angels, saints, and other holy people on their way to greet them.

When they arrive, they pick the lawyer up on their shoulders and carry him off cheering hysterically. The pope is deeply saddened.

St. Peter sees this and goes over to him and says, "Don't feel bad. We get popes in here all the time, it's not every day we get a lawyer."

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